Funny stories 57 – The Great Christmas Competition: A Sermon on Joy and Humility

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It was a bright, chilly morning in Pineville as Pastor Greg prepared for his Sunday sermon. With Christmas just days away, he wanted to deliver something memorable. The congregation expected both inspiration and laughter, and Pastor Greg prided himself on delivering exactly that.

As he flipped through his Bible, his phone buzzed. It was the town council president, Mrs. Hopkins.

“Pastor Greg, we have an issue,” she said, her voice tinged with urgency. “The town’s annual Christmas Competition has spiraled out of control! Everyone is going overboard trying to win. We need you to step in.”

Greg chuckled. The competition, meant to foster community spirit, involved decorating homes, sharing motivational stories, and showcasing acts of kindness. But, as always, the competitive streak in Pineville had turned it into an all-out extravaganza.


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The Over-the-Top Contestants

By the time Pastor Greg arrived at Main Street, the scene was chaotic. Mrs. Hopkins greeted him near the town’s rose garden, which had become a battleground for the contestants.

First up was Mr. Thompson, the town’s self-proclaimed market analysis guru. He had created a “Christmas Market Values” display, complete with charts showing the rising costs of holiday cheer. In the center stood an enormous tree decorated with miniature dollar bills and toy cars.

Next was the Wilson family, who had turned their front yard into a “Motivation Garden,” combining Christmas and self-help. Each rose bush bore a sign with phrases like “Bloom where you’re planted” and “Santa believes in you!”

The crown jewel of the madness was Mr. Carter, owner of the local bike shop. His display featured expensive cars and bikes perched on pedestals, surrounded by lights and speakers blaring “Jingle Bells”. A large banner read: “Fast Wheels, Fast Joy!”


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The Pure Water Scandal

As Greg surveyed the scene, a commotion broke out near the garden. The Pure Water Company, known for their pristine bottled water, had set up a booth claiming to offer “holy hydration.” They promised the water was “infused with Christmas blessings” and sold it for an outrageous price.

Greg couldn’t help but laugh. “Holy hydration, huh? Did the angels purify it themselves?”

“Pastor, this is serious!” Mrs. Hopkins exclaimed. “This is supposed to be about the true spirit of Christmas, not who has the best gimmick!”

Greg nodded. It was clear the town had lost sight of the competition’s original purpose.


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The Unexpected Idea

Inspired, Greg decided to join the competition himself—not to win but to teach a lesson. He called upon some happy volunteers from the church youth group and set his plan into motion.

Together, they built a modest display in front of the church. It featured a simple nativity scene, a cross, and a small fountain representing pure water. The only addition was a handwritten sign that read: “The best gifts are not expensive—they’re eternal.”

To add a touch of humor, Greg borrowed a bike from Mr. Carter and hung a sign on it that said, “Even Jesus walked everywhere.”


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The Big Day

The day of the competition arrived, and the town gathered to see who would win. A panel of judges, including Greg, assessed the entries. Mr. Thompson’s financial tree was impressive, but many felt it lacked warmth. The Wilsons’ motivational garden was creative, but their talking Santa, who delivered motivational quotes, freaked out the children.

Then there was Mr. Carter. His flashy cars and bikes wowed the crowd, but his display malfunctioned when the speakers blared an off-key version of “Jingle Bells,” causing everyone to cover their ears.

Finally, it was time to reveal Greg’s display.


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The Twist

As the crowd gathered around the church, they noticed something peculiar. The fountain wasn’t just decorative—it dispensed free hot cocoa. Children squealed with delight as they filled cups, and even the adults couldn’t resist.

“That’s not fair!” Mr. Carter grumbled. “He’s bribing the judges with cocoa!”

“It’s not bribery,” Greg said with a grin. “It’s hospitality.”

But the real surprise came when Greg handed out small roses to everyone in the crowd. Each rose came with a card that read: “This Christmas, give the gift of love. It’s priceless, yet it enriches everyone.”

The simplicity of Greg’s display moved the crowd. Even Mr. Carter softened as he sipped his cocoa.


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The Message

Greg took the microphone and addressed the crowd.

“Friends, this competition isn’t about who spends the most or who has the flashiest display. It’s about celebrating the birth of Jesus and the love He brought into the world. Christmas is a time for joy, reflection, and gratitude—not stress, pressure, or rivalry.”

He then shared a short sermon about making wise decisions, valuing relationships over possessions, and finding happiness in simple, meaningful acts. The crowd erupted in applause, some even wiping away tears.


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The Winner

To everyone’s surprise, Greg announced that there would be no official winner this year. Instead, the town collectively won the joy of coming together. “The prize,” he declared, “is the love and laughter we’ve shared.”

That night, Pineville celebrated Christmas in true harmony, with carols, laughter, and a special dinner at the church featuring turkey, fresh vegetables, and, of course, hot cocoa from the “holy hydration” fountain.

And as Greg watched the happy people around him, he realized that sometimes, the best way to win is not to compete but to inspire.


And so, Pineville learned the true meaning of Christmas—and vowed never to sell “blessed water” again.

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